infected
january 05, 2006
^ the wacom tablet is a lot of fun
so good ole donna recently infected me to supply all of you with 5 random factoids about me. i'm not sure what i can tell you that you haven't already read in the nearly 6 years here. but i will try my best to surprise and shock you all with the mysteries of aiyah. :p (i almost typed mysteries of allah for a moment there).
1. i wanted to grow up and become pippi longstocking. she's my hero. a pirate for a dad. no parents to run her life at home. animals as friends. super hero strength. and tommy and annika as her sidekicks.
2. i had a mini surgery a few years ago to remove hemorrhoids. you can stop laughing now. it was the worst mistake of my life because i listened to my primary care physician to do it. numbing medicine via a needle in the ass and then to top it off, slice off those wretched pieces of flesh and then get stitched up. but the worse part was the recovery. my ass was on flames. and did i mention that when the surgery was taking place, i had to place one hand on one of the buttcheeks to lift it up so the doctor can go hemorroid hunting? man, that was humiliating. i ought to write about this as an entry all its own one day. i'm sure many of you are interested to know.
[damn, that was only 2 factoids? let's see, what else can i share....]
3. i took a korean class for 1 summer about 3-4 years ago. the class wasn't as good as i thought but i still do want to learn the language one day. so i'll just begin with food names and bad words - the prerequisite for learning any new language.
4. 3 parts of my body were never healed correctly: my right elbow was dislocated as a baby and still "clicks" and "locks up" when it's in a weird position. my left knee was dislocated during jr. high and a $#%@^! number of times after that; it tends to "shift" at times causing excruciating pain. my right ankle was fractured (i think) while doing a dead man's drop on the monkey bars in (i think) third grade. that locks up as well. i'm going to be really hurting with bad arthritis when i get (even) older.
5. i secretly wish i could be a stand up comedian (!)
ok, i know i'm supposed to infect 5 more people but i think everyone has been infected by now so i won't rename anyone who has already been tagged.
currently listening to: the bar-kays, freakshow on the dancefloor
ohhhhhhyeahhhhhh......get down now......
